Thinking Women Are Dangerous

A couple goes on a vacation to a fishing resort in Northern
Alberta. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife
likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several
hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take
the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and
continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He
pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning Ma’am. What are you doing?”
“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking “isn’t that obvious?”).
“You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he informs her.
“I’m sorry officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”
“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
take it out and start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in
and write you up.”
If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,”
says the woman. “But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden.
“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
you could take it out and start at any moment.”
“Have a nice day Ma’am,” and he left…

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can think.