Stitcher’s Addiction

Research Study

I have spent the better part of thirty years doing research and
after thorough and exhaustive study I have finally gathered enough
information to formulate and prove my theory. It can no longer be
denied or disputed by physicians, Federal Government officials, or
insurance companies. No, not even Blue Cross/Blue Shield!

Cross Stitching is a Disease!

Just as a drug user becomes addicted to his drugs so does the
stitcher become addicted to her habit. Just as the drug addict
requires more and more and specialized designer drugs so does the
stitcher need more and more and specialized designs. And just as the
drug addict will do anything for his next dose, a stitcher will
indeed do anything for her next fix.

Point 1. When my research began, I started with Aida fabric and
cotton floss. Simple basic x”s on simple basic designs. Then one
day I was offered “”evenweave”” and then linen. Metallic thread was
blended with the cotton threads and beads were added. Before I knew
what was happening I was slipped “”quarter stitches,”” French knots,
and the dreaded lazy daisy. The progression was so slow that it was
hardly noticeable until at present it is now hand-dyed fabric, silk
threads, delica beads, specialty fibers, specialty stitches and
quite challenging designs by ladies such as the Queen of the Blended
Threads and the Chatelaine of the Gardens.

Point 2. When my research began, only those things were bought
that were needed at the moment. But gradually things were purchased
in advance of need. It was called “”kitting”” up a design. Then
slowly one kit became two and three and more. Suddenly, without
prior knowledge, the dresser filled and then the closet became full.
Before long the spare bedroom became a stash room. Soon it became
hiding packages from the spouse so he wouldn’t know just how much
was spent. And now it is trying to see what can be sold to purchase
more stash. My biggest concern is what will be next? Just like the
drug addict, a stitcher must have her next fix!

Point 3. In order to relieve a stitcher from the burdens and
stress of her addiction she must undergo extensive and exhaustive
therapy. Usually this therapy is very expensive and not 100%
effective. Like the drug addict, it is very easy to revert to old
habits. And most stitchers feel that the treatment is worse than the
problem

Conclusions

1. I find that Cross Stitching is undeniably a disease and should be
added to the Physicians Desk Reference as such.
2. There is no cure.
3. Although there is treatment for this disease, it is expensive and
not often successful and therefore, most patients prefer to abstain.
4. Once diagnosed with this disease, employers, family members, and
friends should be considerate of the stitcher”s needs and avoid
confrontation and criticism.
5. Somebody needs to help me sell some stuff!