The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee

There are some days when the moral of this story really rings true. Those are the days where, at the end of the day, I’m left with nothing but a jar full of sand…

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous “yes.”

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

“Now,” said the professor as the laughter subsided, “I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—God, your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favourite passions—and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car. The sand is everything else—the small stuff. “If you put the sand into the jar first,” he continued, “there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

“Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first—the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.”

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.

The professor smiled. “I’m glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.”

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Wherefore Art Thou, Unkymoods?

I have not been feeling much for the past several days, at least not that anyone reading this would know. I feel so lost without my friendly little UnkyMoods! *sniff sniff* *sob*

UnkyMoods, UnkyMoods, wherefore are thou, UnkyMoods?
I miss you, I love you, please let your website come back up soon.

Seriously, though, I have heard that he’s had problems before with the site, including last month, so I wonder what’s happening. It is a free service after all, but having it go offline for a while with no suitable replacement makes me want to donate some serious cash to keep the project alive! I feel for the man – his web hosting costs must be through the roof with the kind of bandwidth I imagine his site sucks up. 🙁

I was browsing around and read someone complaining about how his measly 100+ moods were not enough to allow this person to fully and properly express themselves. Hey, that’s fine, you don’t like it, don’t use it. Or better yet, I’d like to see you try and illustrate every possible mood that you can have on any given day. 😛 Yeah… that’s what I thought. I can only wish that I was half the artist/cartoonist that guy is!

I wonder if we can start a “Please Bring UnkyMoods Back” fund-raising effort?

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Weekend Stitching Progress

I’m not sure if I’ll stitch any more today, as I have some much-neglected web work that I really should do. Besides, I’m still fighting a headache and my eyes are totally fried from stitching and computer use.

However, in the meantime, I did make some progress this weekend. Yesterday, I started and finished a small model. Of course, it’s only one out of 12 that I need to stitch, but hey, it’s something! Sorry I can’t show a scan, but the designs are unpublished at this point. I’ll post them once they are all finished and the designs have been released.

I also started a square for a baby quilt. It’s an Ursula Michael design, actually a motif from a larger design of hers that I purchased from Patterns Online because I had nothing to stitch for baby quilts. I’m more than 50% done, with just one color left to fill into the background.

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My Stash List (As of 08/13/2005)

This was an exercise done for my entrance onto “the wagon” of S.E.X. abstinence and stash-only stitching. Quite an eye-opening experience, really. And this doesn’t touch on anything other than projects I’ve started, kitted up or am ready to start. Yeah… scary!

WIPs are listed in order of start date, with the earliest project (at the top) having been started in 1999.

WIPs (Having actual stitches in them):
Dimensions Gold Collection Santa’s Wildlife Stocking
Latch Hook Rug Pooh and Tigger
Sunset Jiffy Almost Perfect
Quick Christmas Keepsakes Blue Santa
Dimensions Bonsai and Buddha
Mill Hill Treasured Spring Sampler Kit Flower Basket Fantasy DEADLINE: Christmas, 2005
Lorri Birmingham A Tisket a Tasket (medium basket)
Mirabilia Fairy Moon
Victoria Sampler Welcome Hearts Bellpull
Disney Vinylweave Bookmark R is for Reading
Anne les Petites Croix French Mystery Garden
Wee Ones in Hardanger Embroidery Bee
Dimensions Gold Nuggets Pansies on Toile DEADLINE: Christmas, 2005
Daydreams Petite in Glass Crystal Creation
Mill Hill Tiny Treasured Diamonds Friendly Frosty
LuvLee Designs Plastic Canvas House Tissue Box Cover
Creative Accents Sleepy Moon Birth Record DEADLINE: End of September, 2005
Victoria Sampler Spring Banner Bellpull
Chatelaine Designs Tiny Rose Mandala Garden
Charland Designs Love Heart Ornament DEADLINE: Christmas, 2005
Forget-Me-Nots in Stitches Love… Was Born at Christmas Ornament DEADLINE: October 31, 2005
Jeanette Crews Designs Calico Critters – Bunny DEADLINE: September 1, 2005
Kitted and/or Prepped:
Patricia Ann Designs Sapphire Star Ornament DEADLINE: August 31, 2005
Jeanette Crews Designs Calico Critters – Rocking Horse DEADLINE: September 1, 2005
The Sweetheart Tree Radiant Tulips DEADLINE: January, 2006
Mill Hill Stitched & Beaded Petite Purse Ebony Peacock
Textile Heritage Collection Fuchsias Scissors Keep
Jeanette Crews Designs Computer Wizard
Just Nan Small Delights Seasonal Gems I
Just Nan Small Delights Seasonal Gems II
Bucilla Safe Passage
Dimensions Serenity Prayer
Lorri Birmingham Autumn Table Linen and Tea Tray
To Be Added to Rotation:
Mill Hill Scissor Pocket Treasured Stitching Band Kit Mauve Heart Sampler
Dimensions Halloween Whimsies Silly Bat
Textile Heritage Collection Damask Rose Scissor Keep
Mill Hill Charmed Santa Face Kris Kringle
Mill Hill Tiny Treasured Diamonds Rudolph
The Sweetheart Tree Spring Has Sprung
The Sweetheart Tree Celebrate Summer
The Sweetheart Tree Happy Fall Y’all
The Sweetheart Tree Winter Wonderland
Chatelaine Designs Mini Mandala Gardens I
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Sudberry House Visit

Here’s my S.E.X. report from my visit to the Sudberry House garage sale last Saturday, in a nutshell:

Spent $89 (before tax) on $470 worth of retail goods. Savings? $381; over 80% off of retail. Fun factor? PRICELESS!

Purchased:

Qty: Product: Retail Price: Price I Paid: Savings: Percent Savings:
(1) Betsy Box – Black $65.00 $10.00 $55.00 85%
(2) Simply Square Box (5 x 5 design area) $40.00 x 2 = $80.00 $5.00 x 2 = $10.00 $35.00 x 2 = $70.00 87.5%
(1) Large Tea Tray $57.00 $12.50 $44.50 78%
(1) Pencil Box – Dark Oak $32.00 $5.00 $27.00 85%
(1) Octagon Jewelry Box $40.00 $12.50 $27.50 69%
(1) Round Frame Jewelry Box (Discontinued) $40.00 $3.00 $37.00 92.5%
(1) Trivet – Walnut (5 x 5 design area) $15.00 $7.50 $7.50 50%
(4) Coaster – Walnut $10.00 x 4 = $40.00 $4.00 x 4 = $16.00 $6.00 x 4 = $24.00 60%
(1) 6 x 6 Oak Box – Whitewash $36.00 $7.00 $29.00 80%
(1) 6 x 6 Oak Box – Dark Oak $38.00 $5.00 $33.00 87%
(1) Large Pincushion $19.00 $2.50 $16.50 87%
(1) Etc. Pincushion $19.00 $3.00 $16.00 84%
(1) Candy Dish – Light Oak (Discontinued?) $17.00 FREE $17.00 100%

I saved so much, it actually paid for the hotel room for the weekend!!!

Anyone turning green yet? :mrgreen:

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Catching Up and Summer Intern Exit

Okay, let me try this again. I was quite a ways into this post when my touchpad started skipping all over the place and in an effort to reset it, I somehow lost the entire post. I’m not having good luck lately with data loss.

Anyway, I will be making several posts this weekend as I finally catchup with the events of last weekend. One will include all of my purchases and savings from the Sudberry House garage sale in CT last Saturday. Another will summarize the rest of our trip, including my visit with Marietta and Robbin. I’ll also be writing up a stash list this weekend (I may or may not post it here) to begin my attempt to jump onto “the wagon” – to stop purchasing any more stitching stash and to become a stash only stitcher.

In the meantime, I thought I’d give an update on how my banner was received by my summer intern yesterday. In a nutshell, she loved it! She held it up and looked at it carefully, from end to end, for at least 10 minutes with random exclamations scattered throughout. I am happy that it turned out so well (I’ll try not to break an arm patting myself on the back 🙂 ) and doubly happy that my hard work was so well received.

It turned out to be a weepy day, from presenting her with the banner, to going to lunch for the last time, going through her final review and then reading her thank you note when I arrived home. She really is a sweet young woman. It was a pleasure to have her around and will seem empty without her on Monday… 🙁

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Intern Project Finished!

Okay, so I actually finished the stitching and cutting on Wednesday night, but I didn’t get it ironed, stitched to the bellpull hardware and scanned until Thursday night. Sue me, I’m slow. 🙂

I really rushed through this one pretty quickly on Tuesday and Wednesday, which caused me stress but saved me the additional stress of still stitching it right before I needed to present it! I think it has to have the most mistakes of anything I’ve done since I was a kid. But, unless you know what you’re looking for, you wouldn’t know. I know that the “L” looks off balance, but it’s actually only one thread off in the counting, I think. It’s just a lone, unbalanced character in an otherwise well-balanced set of characters. Nothing I could do about that one, really. The remaining counting errors were done during the hemstitched border portion, so there was no going back. I just had to improvise for the remaining portions after that.

I nearly gave myself a heart attack on Wednesday, though. I had finished stitching and cutting out and was ready to go when I decided to try and pull it back into shape at the top and bottom of the hemstitched areas. My advice: NEVER DO THIS! When it’s done, it’s done; just leave it alone!!! I ended up tugging a portion of the blanket stitched edge right off of the horizontal threads. I mean, big hole. I thought I was going to die. I may have even hyperventilated a little bit. I was sweating bullets – literally! But, in the end, after a few minutes of freaking out, I took the time to weave the horizontal threads back under the edging and now you probably wouldn’t know where it was unless I told you. Thankfully… I would have been absolutely sick if I couldn’t have fixed it.

Anyway, the headaches, heartache and near catastrophies are all over and it will be presented to its new owner today. In retrospect, this is an oddly over-the-top gesture for me to do this for a summer intern, but the gal is a real sweetie with a big heart, so I don’t regret it one bit. 🙂

For good measure, I pieced together scans of the finished product against a white background and against a black background.

I’ll try adding the pictures straight into this post, but I don’t know if it will work:

White Background Black Background

Please leave me a comment and let me know if you prefer to see the photos straight in my blog or if you prefer to click on links to get to them. Or maybe you have no preference?

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Why Is It …. ?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” Well, it isn’t all right so why don’t we say, “That hurt, you stupid idiot?”

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

If at first you don’t succeed, shouldn’t you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?

And obviously if at first you don’t succeed, then don’t take up sky diving!

And last but not least……

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, and if they’re okay, do you understand that it’s you?

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Familial Sadness

I know I said that I wasn’t going to post anything intelligent today, but it’s a significant date which depresses me and I just can’t ignore it.

Today is my brother’s birthday. One year ago today, I posted about finding an article that he helped to write in a scientific (computer) journal. Unfortunately, that post was lost last year in the great database debaucle; however, I still remember it. And I remember wishing him well, wherever he is and whatever he is doing.

That wish still holds true today. But even more, I wish him happiness. In everything.

So, my dear brother, no matter what has happened or will happen, you are my brother and I love you. Always.

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Stitching Blogger’s Question of the Week – 08/10/2005

I’m successfully getting the Wednesday notices of the next Stitching Blogger’s Question, so I’m going to start trying to keep up with these from now on.

This week’s question is:

What do you do with the framed stitching that you keep? Do you hang it up and leave it in one place, never to move it? Or do you have a rotation, where you have one place for stitched pieces and switch them out according to mood or season? Maybe a mixture of both?

Hahahahahahahhahahhahhahahahaaaaa! Sorry, had to pick myself up off of the floor with that one. Are you kidding me? There are two parts of that initial question that totally crack me up.

First is the assumption that I actually keep anything I stitch. ROFL. I rarely keep these things to myself; instead, I tend to give them away fairly liberally to anyone who expresses interest. Posting a comment to my photo gallery about a piece will usually result in it ending up in your hands at some point. 🙂

Second is the assumption that I frame anything, which implies the additional assumption that I actually FINISH anything. ROFLMAO. I practically need to wipe away the tears, I’m laughing so hard. Let me just say that the only piece that I have framed in my house is the Frost Fairy from Barbara Baatz’s Faeries book on which I completed the stitching in my college years and my mother conspired with my then-boyfriend, now-husband to get him to mail it to her in a tube so that she could have it framed as a surprise present for me. And I wouldn’t say that it’s actually “hanging” anywhere… it’s more just sitting on my mantle, resting precariously against the stone facade of our fireplace.

But seriously, the answer is when and if I ever finish and frame anything that I have planned, they have very specific spots on my walls in which they will reside until kingdom come. I’m not prolific enough at this point to worry about running out of wall space. I have plenty of years ahead of me for that!

I would say that I’m planning a mixture of both, though, as I want to complete every season of the Victoria Sampler seasonal banners and then rotate them out per season.

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