Stitching Blogger’s Question of the Week – November 9th, 2005

Today’s “Stitching Blogger’s Question” was suggested by Dawn and is:

When comparing large projects versus small projects, which do you get more excited about finishing?

Hmmm… interesting question. I’ve only ever finished one large project and that was many years ago, so I don’t really know if there’s a difference in the excitement level for me. I’m just happy to finish anything, at this point. I lean towards small projects so that I get the rush of finishing more often. I’ll let you know when I finish a large project if the excitement level is any more than any other finish. But don’t hold your breath waiting… πŸ˜‰

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Playing With Words

ANNUAL NEOLOGISM CONTEST

Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. The winners are:

  1. Coffee (n.) the person upon whom one coughs.
  2. Flabbergasted (adj.) appalled over how much weight you have gained.
  3. Abdicate (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
  4. Esplanade (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk.
  5. Willy-nilly (adj.) impotent.
  6. Negligent (adj.) describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
  7. Lymph (v.) to walk with a lisp.
  8. Gargoyle (n.) olive-flavored mouthwash.
  9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
  10. Balderdash (n.) a rapidly receding hairline.
  11. Testicle (n.) a humorous question on an exam.
  12. Rectitude (n.) the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
  13. Pokemon (n) a Rastafarian proctologist.
  14. Oyster (n.) a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
  15. Frisbeetarianism (n.) (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
  16. Circumvent (n.) an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

The Washington Post’s Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year’s winners:

  1. Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
  2. Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
  3. Giraffiti (n) Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
  4. Sarchasm (n) The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
  5. Inoculatte (v) To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
  6. Hipatitis (n) Terminal coolness.
  7. Osteopornosis (n) A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
  8. Karmageddon (n) It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.
  9. Decafalon (n.) The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
  10. Glibido (v) All talk and no action.
  11. Dopeler effect (n) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
  12. Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
  13. Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
  14. Caterpallor (n.) The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you’re eating.
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Weekends WIPs

Okay, so I did neither of the two things I said I’d do. Instead, I grabbed my camera and went downstairs to take some quick photos… As always, you can click on them to get to larger views.

Here is my progress on the Christmas Hearts bellpull. It’s about 50% completed now.


Edited to remove the WIP photo. See the finished project instead

And here is my progress on the baby afghan. I originally started at the top, but decided to abandon the stars in favor of stitching the sleeping Pooh at the bottom. I’m a little worried about the amount of thread that came with the kit, so I want to make sure I get Pooh stitched in his signature colors first. The lighting isn’t the best because I didn’t have the sofa lamp on and the flash didn’t carry far enough.



Sweet Dreams Afghan

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Sunday Stitching Update

Yes, I did get in some decent stitching time this weekend, despite the warm weather enticing Terry and I to go out and work in the yard, totally overdoing it so that we paid for it today. Which is a bummer because I wanted to go to the driving range today. I just hope that next weekend is nice, too. The weather here is unseasonably warm, with temps in the high 60’s for most of the day, into the evenings. I actually prefer temperatures in the 50’s for outside work so you can wear long pants and sleeves without sweating too much, but hey… it’s November and I can’t usually work outside, so I’ll take what I can get!

The warm weather is really throwing off my holiday instincts, though. By now, I’m usually well into my Christmas shopping. I try to get all of my shopping finished by Thanksgiving every year to take the pressure off of me during the months of December. I’m not sure it’s going to happen this year, though. I have very few ideas for Terry (he’s difficult to buy for); one good one for my mother, but it’s currently out of stock; and no ideas for my dad. I’ll have to talk to mom about that and see if she has any (not likely!). I’m going to be stingy with the stitched gifts this year. I had so much obligation stitching going on that I just didn’t want to make myself crazy with Christmas stitching, as well. I’ll start early next year so it won’t be a problem. I already have kits in stash, some even started…

Anyway, back to the reason I’m blogging – today’s stitching update. I’ve been moving along on the Christmas Hearts bellpull this weekend. I just finished band 8, I think, and I just started it Thursday night, so that’s pretty good for me. I’d really like to complete the stitching next weekend, if at all possible. I’m really driven to finish things right now, so I’ll keep going as long as I can with it. πŸ™‚ Of course, I have another model coming in sometime this week or next, so I’ll want to put everything down and get through it as quickly as possible. I know… I’m crazy. What can I say?

I also worked for a couple of hours on the Pooh baby afghan. Unfortunately, the frogs ate up half of that time, as I figured out I had started Pooh bear in the wrong square on the afghan fabric. *sigh* That was a good hour of stitching wasted, just to rip it all out and try again. And with the warm weather, stitching on the afghan has made me quite warm. I think I may fold that one up and put it in my stitching bag until the weather cools down and I can actually enjoy the extra warmth of the afghan on my lap!

No progress pics, sorry. I just hate dragging out Terry’s camera to take them, popping the card out and dragging it upstairs to download, crop, resize and then upload the pictures. I think I’ll go back to using our first digital camera, the easy one. It would be much quicker for me to take WIP pics with it. Detailed, finished pictures will still require Terry’s digital SLR camera to get the best quality, but for WIPs, quick and dirty should do. In fact, if I really get my act together, I could add some progress info to my sidebar. I want to use progress bars, but I want to actually script it so that all I have to put in is the number and it will automatically build the correct progress bar graphic. I know how to do it, I just haven’t been really motivated to doing any sort of coding at home with everything I’ve been doing at work. But I will get try to get to it before the end of the year.

Speaking of working at home, I have some graphics work to do that I was putting off this week because I’m dreading it. I need to either bite the bullet on that right now or go write up some bills. Hmmm… wonder which will win? πŸ˜‰

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Ornament Finish

As promised, tonight I was able to finish stitching this month’s ornament for the Chartswappers JCS Ornament SAL. I went with a wild card this month – Love… Was Born at Christmas by Lauren Sauer of Forget-Me-Nots in Stitches. Of course, not having much GAST in my stash, I substituted DMC floss instead and some linen I had laying around. I also had to fake the number 5 , since the number 4 was originally charted. I didn’t make the best match, but it was as close as I was going to get at this point. πŸ™‚



Love... Was Born at Christmas Ornament

And now I’m off to bed, as my eyelids are sagging and my temper is starting to rise because I’m easily frustrated when I’m tired!

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Stamp of Approval

The set of models that I finished were sent back this week and received by the designer yesterday. They have received her stamp of approval and she seems quite pleased. Yay! Another reference for my list. πŸ™‚

Today I’ll likely do some work outside since it is unseasonably warm. On tap for stitching this weekend are the Christmas Hearts bellpull and the probable finish of an ornament. I may also work on either the Pooh baby afghan or the Chatelaine Tiny Rose Mandala Garden. No matter what I do, I will try to take and post some progress photos by the end of the weekend!

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Thanks For Your Comments and Yes, I’m Okay!

I wanted to take a minute to thank you for all of your comments, especially over the past few days. I was really worried that posting that rant was going to come back to bite me, but I was amazed to see how many of you supported and agreed with me! I think it’s a sore subject for all of us. πŸ™‚ I was also deliriously happy to finally be able to share some finishes and they were warmly greeted by all of you. So, thank you!

And for those of you were posted your concern about my minor health issues, yes, I’m okay. It’s just been a rough week. Stomach issues, something that resembled a UTI last weekend, female issues, a major migraine on Tuesday and minor headaches every day since.

And finally, I’m sending a thank you out to Christine V. (aka mtrl girl). I received an unexpected package from Silkweaver on Tuesday and within it were two pieces of fabric from my wishlist along with a lovely yellow limited edition GAST called Sunburst. Somehow, she just knew that I could use a little pick me up, as well as a belated birthday gift. Thanks Christine! πŸ˜€

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November Stitching Goals

Hmmmm… let’s see. Most of the major obligations are fulfilled, so I can be a little more relaxed about November.

  • Start and complete this month’s JCS SAL ornament
  • Start and complete Christmas Hearts Bellpull SAL
  • Continue working on Sweet Dreams baby afghan
  • Continue working on Tiny Rose Garden Mandala
  • Continue working on Heirloom Memories Sampler
  • Complete Baby’s First Christmas Ornament
  • Start piece for SBEBB Garden Exchange

It’s an ambitious list for the month before Christmas, but we’ll be traveling up to my parents’ home for Thanksgiving, so the 3 to 4 hour car ride each way should provide some good stitching time, as well as the time we are there. I actually switched the scroll frame that Tiny Rose Garden Mandala was on so that it’s now a portable piece (before, it wouldn’t fit in my stitching bag). So, everything on the list is portable, except for Heirloom Memories Sampler.

I also got the placement of the stitching stand that Terry made for me just right last night so that I can still recline, if I want to. Now he just has to add extensions to the arms so that my work can reach me. πŸ™‚

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October Stitching Goals in Review

My goals for October were not all totally realistic:

  • Complete current model stitching project – DONE!
  • Start and complete this month’s JCS SAL ornament – DONE!
  • Complete and finish Christmas ornament for SBEBB – DONE!
  • Complete and frame Heirloom Memories sampler in honor of Terry’s mom – NOT EVEN LOOKED AT

In my own defense on the last one, there are a couple of reasons for it. First, my weekends in October were totally overloaded. Second, I’m not sure who is going to get the Heirloom Memories sampler! When I talked to Terry originally about it after his mom died, I asked if he wanted me to finish it for us. He replied that we should do it for his dad. Now, the most recent conversation is that it will probably stay with us. While that doesn’t keep me from stitching on it, it has been a bit confusing. Now I need to chart out the personalization and replace the cross that I had already stitched on there with a heart, as it’s what I would prefer to see.

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Ugliness… [A Rant]

Okay, I haven’t been able to blog or read blogs in days because I’ve been really busy and have some minor health issues going on, but I did happen to check into Becky’s blog tonight to see what new goodies she’s received in the mail. And I find that, while there are no details other than a vague and confusing post from Becky referencing a previous post that she seems to have deleted, apparently someone has decided to take issue with her again. It sounds like someone isn’t happy that she’s receiving all of these lovely little presents to lift her spirits. Now, for those of you who have been reading my blog for a little while, the following rant is going to seem out of character for me, and it is, but I’m angry. I am loyal to my friends, cyber or otherwise, and I will defend their honor and integrity with everything I have.

[Begin Rant]
I don’t know who you are that wrote to her, but know this. I am the one who started sending emails to my fellow stitching bloggers after the first nasty email she received and asked people to send a little something to her to let her know how much we love and appreciate her and to encourage her to keep inspiring all of us and blessing us with her generosity as she does. ME, okay? So, if you have a problem with it, I’d appreciate if you take it up with me and just leave her alone. She does not deserve one tiny iota of the ugliness that she has had to deal with lately and I don’t see the problem in trying to build back up someone who does such good for so many people via her blog, her kindness and her generosity. If you want to take issue with people sending her stuff, then take issue with me and let your wrath out on someone who at this point is angry enough to deal with it.

And to anyone else who has some strange sort of problem with who Becky is and what she does, I have a very simple suggestion for you. Just don’t read her blog!?!
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Sorry for that ugliness, gentle readers. I just had to get that off of my chest. I may well delete this post in horror tomorrow morning, but for tonight, it stays and I’m going to sleep. Good night.

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