Category Archives: Life in General

Well, we were supposed to run a whole slew of shopping errands today, but the weather has caused a change in plans. It’s a bit wet out for being outside. I was out for a whole two minutes to sprint … Continue reading →

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path. … Continue reading →

We decided to capitalize on having Good Friday off tomorrow, so I came up with the brilliant idea to take all of next week off. That means we get 10 days off for the price of 5. Not really, since … Continue reading →

I am WOUND UP today, I tell you! Not sure what my problem is, maybe it’s sleep deprivation, maybe I screwed up my meds, who knows, but I am high as a kite, talking 90 miles a minute and making … Continue reading →

I’m sorry but these were too funny for me to be able resist posting them: IN PRISON… you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK…you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. … Continue reading →

Here are the 10 first place winners in the International Pun Contest: 1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.” 2. Two … Continue reading →

Two Sisters and a Bull Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to … Continue reading →

Somedays I don’t know what I’d post if it weren’t for these types of messages: Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one… ———————————————————- Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out. … Continue reading →

I finally took a few minutes to dig into the stylesheet for this blog and figure out why ‘cl’ looked like ‘d’ and I found it. Letter spacing was set to -1 pixels. Yeah, that will do a number on … Continue reading →

I’m just having one of those days where I have no motivation to do anything meaningful at work. I have this feeling like I’m putting off working on a big project, but I don’t actually think that I have anything … Continue reading →